Warning! Achtung! Attention! The photo above depicts an Anglican woman pretending to be a priest and her homemade mural of toast.

Well, the Crescat already secured the best pun for this picture: “burnt offerings.” I just want to point out that Anglicans are always doing crazy stuff with great taste. Here we have a lady in a collar who made a crucifixion mural with toast! How crazy is that? But, seriously, take a look at it. For what it is it’s pretty well done…and that’s just the point. Anglicanism is literally insane, but ever tasteful. “Thou shalt be tasteful,” is their eleventh commandment.

To all those Anglicans who love Christ, please prayerfully consider the following:

“He said to the multitude: Depart from the tents of these wicked men, and touch nothing of theirs, lest you be involved in their sins.” (Num 6:26)

“Then I heard another voice from heaven saying, “Come out of her, my people, lest you take part in her sins, lest you share in her plagues.” (Rev 18:4)

“He who observes neither unity of spirit nor the concord of peace, and severs himself from the bonds of the Church, and from the fellowship of her priests, cannot have episcopal power or honor.” (Saint Cyprian, Ep. lii, quoted vii, qu. 1, can. Novatianus)