I overheard my eight year old son explain the following to my twin daughters:

“So here’s what happened. God looked down and saw that Adam was very lonely. So He decided to get him a wife. So He made Adam become very sleepy. And when he fell asleep, God took out one of his ribs. Not one of the ribs up here [son points chest], but the bottom rib down hear [points to side].

“Then God took that rib and turned it into an action figure. And from that God made the first woman.”

I thought this was pretty humorous and wanted to pass it on to y’all.