Can Santa Claus Bilocate?

I overheard our three oldest children having this debate: 

Twin girls say: “Gabe, we saw the REAL Santa today at the Nutcracker!!”

Older brother Gabriel responds: “No you didn’t! I saw the REAL Santa Claus riding on a motorcycle in a parade today!” 

My way of resolving the issue, “Well, it sounds like Santa was bilocating…”

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