Photo: Taylor’s Epic Handlebar Mustache Campaign

I’ve been growing a beard for November.

I shaved off the beard, but I left this rusty amber/brown “art of manliness” hipster, Victorian, handlebar mustache…Joy absolutely hates it! Joy only allowed it be on my face for 8 hours. See photo:

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Joy has submitted this Meme as the rebuttal of hairy upper lip art:

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So I have started a list ditch campaign effort for the glory of the Movember mustache.

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Should I capitulate and allow her to decapitate my Movember mustache? Please leave a comment and vote the ‘stache. Commentary and analysis is encouraged.

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