President Benedict of the United Papal States of America

WASHINGTON, DC. Pope Benedict XVI and Vice President Dick Cheney announce the merger and formation of the United Papal States of America.

President Bush has announced that he’ll be moving to Constantinople. Meanwhile, he has drafted the Donation of Bush, which designates the Holy Father as the titular monarch of the United States of America.

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